HOW TO TUTORIALS |
HOW TO WALK |
First thing you will want to do is put on socks and shoes . For socks insert foot into the open end of sock and push foot all the way in to the end . For shoes insert foot into shoe untill all the way on . Your socks and shoes do not have to match because you are a Dumb-Ass and no one expects you to be that clever . ( SEE PICS BELOW ) |
If you cant figure that out go find yourself a big roll of duct tape like the one shown below . Then tear off a peice about a foot long (12 inches) and with that peice wrap the shoe to secure it to your foot . Make certain to pull it tight so that your shoe doesnt come off while gimping around . ( SEE PICS BELOW ) |
YOUR NOW FINISHED ! |
Once you have shoes on correctly tie up the laces like they taught you in kindergarten . If you cant tie laces or cant remember how just stuff the laces down into eacd side of shoe so your Dumb-Ass wont step on them and trip and fall on your ugly mug . ( SEE PICS BELOW ) |
Your shoes should now be secured to your feet by at least one of these methods . Now go outside by placing one foot in front of the other in a forward motion to travel across the ground . Once outside go find some heavy traffic to walk out in . ( SEE PIC BELOW ) |
