First thing you want to do is pick a day that is hot with alot of sunshine. Go out in sun early in the morning and stay out in direct sun without any sunscreen or sunblock. The beach is a prime location to aquire the tomato red burn your Dumb-Ass looking for. Stay out as long as it takes to recieve your 1st, 2nd, or 3rd degree sunburn.( SEE PIC BELOW ) |